01
Apr
10

The perfect present, sort of

Looking for the perfect present to send to your beloved one? Search no more. Hug e gram is here to help you.

It can really make you look stupid. And for $29.95 it’s really good value.

I tried hard to see how this is better than flowers, but I can’t see anĀ overt advantage to it. Call me a conservative, but I can’t. Sure it can kill your relationship and ensure you get no other so it’s a money saver as well. See again it’s great value. You’ll never need to buy flowers again. Ever.

So here’s a tip: If you were drunk last night and got yourself into a relationship that you’re not looking forward to buy your new girlfriend one of these. She’ll be thrilled to wrap it around her waist. Did I say thrilled? Damn it’s got me as well. I meant terrified. Also make sure you record a nice message for hear to hear. You could, for example, remind her of your phone number so that she can quickly call you to end it.


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